Just before the start of the Rise of Atheism convention in Melbourne, Atheist biologist PZ Myers (and author of prolific science blog Pharyngula) dazzled the Freethought University Alliance (FUA) with his down to earth organic wit and cynicism.   PZ, as was Socrates, perfectly guilty of impiety and "corrupting the youth" by way of an irreverant display of pure comedy - infusing the body of Christ (a cracker) with Vegemite before chewing it and washing it down with Coca Cola saying "Jesus never tasted so bad!".

Vegechrist or Jesusmite? Christmite or Vegejesus? What would Jesus prefer (to be the new name for Kraft's notorious spread)?